that’s what you get you dumb bitch
Porn be like lol
Take that time by yourself to get to know yourself and rediscover what makes you shine. Don’t surrender yourself to waiting, and don’t stay isolated for too long, because there’s a beautiful you the world is dying to meet.
I love you more than you’d ever know. I love you just the way you are, you don’t know that I fall in love with you more and more whenever I’m with you, even during our quiet moments. You’re literally my sunshine, you make me glow during my darkest days and nights. I’d walk miles just to spend a minute with you. I know everything happened quick, but I actually don’t give a shit cause the more I get to know you, the more I fall for you. And the good thing about that is, we’re already a couple. I haven’t gone tired of you, I’ve never experienced that with you, despite the fights from back then. Those are in the past now, and I’m happy we survived those months of hell, and I’m glad our relationship went from heading down a hill to going up a hill. I hope everything in the ast stays in the past, forgotten, buried, and never gonna be dug up anymore.
Thank you, your existence is basically the best thing right now. Trust me when I say I never see myself hurting you. I’d never liked the idea of you getting hurt ever since the beginning, and that hasn’t changed thoroughout our relationships ups and downs. I love you and I wanna take care of you when your bones get old and brittle, I don’t care about the wrinkles. I’d keep your tummy full everyday and I’ll do my best to spoil you like a little baby and make you giggle like a little hyper kid, even when you turn 40/50/80. I don’t care if you get huge in the size, you’re still going to be the sexiest and the most gorgeous man I’ve ever laid my eyes on, and you are the only man my eyes look at ever since we met. You’re awesome and amazing, I like you even if you don’t have any super powers, you’re still my batman, you’re still my man. And you’ll always be my one and only man.
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
Crowley being the last one alive at the end of season 10 and right before the end credits you just see him holding a contract and he looks at the camera and says “Looks like your 10 years are up, love. Be sure to leave your feelings behind for the next show.”
and then he disappears and as the screen fades to black all you hear is barking and howling getting louder until one final growl is heard and then silence.
HIDE THIS FROM THE WRITERS.
this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST